BURNING URETHRA WITH SORE TESTICLES. PAIN AFTER EJACULATION

Actually one more thing. To all my niggas, mystery, and whoever else on this forum. I'd like to conclude why I think it's Herpes. I find it very coincidental (coincedences don't exist in the universe) that this chick openly admitted she had genital herpes but she could still blow me without me getting it cause it's not in her mouth and she's never had a cold sore or outbreak. Obviously not because she transmitted something to me.. Anyways, very coincidental there are multiple people on here saying "bro you have herpes deal with it, bro you carry herpes man sorry to break the news" this chick had herpes guys. Im thinking she also had HSV1 and had no clue that she carries both strains, they are 50% alike in DNA. It's not like the tests are 100% accurate, herpes hides in your god damn nerves. Two possibilities. Yes I'm the man. I'm a f*****g genius. Thank me later. A handful of us have Herpes indeed. A super common virus widespread in US population. My dad, grandma and step mom all have it. Over half of the population probably have this virus... so common. And these dirty bit***s are out like zombies, infecting us, so by 2050 everyone is gonna be screwed and everyone's penis is gonna tingle and ache and we are all gonna be on the forums arguing with each other what the hecks going on with our genitals. The only other possibility, is that it's just a mere coincidence this dirty b***h had herpes and now all over the forums, where I have the same exact symptoms, there people saying this is herpes!! Connect the dots niggas. Either I am wrong or indeed the virus has found a habitat in our wee wee

A reply confirming I am a genius would be suitable.

Hi guys,

I have similar symptoms but they didn't start with some sexual encounter.
It has been there for 6 years and it all started with slight itching in the anal area after bowel movements. This transformed to unmanageable itching, irritation and pain in next 4 months. Since then I have had lots of tests, but all negative.
Since last 2 years I have problem of sporadic erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculations and pelvic spasms. It was told to me by my urologist that the problem is CPPS ( chronic pelvic pain syndrome). I have all the symptoms of urethra irritation, scrotum itching, testis pain after playing with my thing or bowel movements or sexual encounters. It's affecting my relationship too.
I have been trying pelvic relaxation techniques from all the internet resources possible ( YouTube , websites, blogs). I recommend you guys reading 'Headache in the pelvis' in case you all develop similar symptoms as mine.
Symptoms improvement:
1. Exercising:
Aerobic: running or swimming. Swimming helps a lot, may be because it allows proper oxygen intake as we hold our breath for a longer time and work during that period.

Weightlifting: I have read that it helps a lot. I haven't done them as most exercises involve clinching of pelvic area. Squats help in premature ejaculations.

2. Diet

I have avoided oily foods, taken more fibre , cruciferous Vegetables and it helps in smoother bowel movements.And helps to reduce symptoms

3. Ashwagandha

I am taking this herb to reduce cortisol levels due to stress. This assists in muscle relaxation during meditation.( If you have any other medical history as diabetes or thyroid problem u should consult ur physician before taking this herb)

4. Meditation

I practice 45 minutes meditation focussed on my pelvic area and if it's successful, then it's a big relief.

5. Stretching pelvic area

I do stretches and yoga poses to relax my pelvic area. I have got these stretches from YouTube and the book ' Headache in the pelvis'

But still the problem is very persistent and has affected my personal life. However, once you know ur exact problem u might be positive about it and that helps a lot. According to studies most of these problem are NOT associated to some organic reason as infections, but are muscle related. The muscles' tension disturb the nerves and blood vessels' functionality which results in inexplicable symptoms. If your life is stressful or you sit for very long hours or you stand for very long hours or you have suddenly stopped physical activities or you never did physical activities, all these could be a reason for this state. And if the problem is chronic as mine( 6years) , it is most probably muscle related.

Please read ' Headache in the pelvis' it's a well written text for people like us in ultimate distress with no help. And exercise.

Thanks, hope it's of help

Haha kinda sounds like me. My testicles and scrotum has been tingling. And urethra irritation as well. And anal pain. But do your testicles ever tingle or crawl and vibrate as well?

Thanks Nick. Was the head good, at least?

Go to a doctor and get your uric acid level tested. I have kidney issues and went to a new doctor, he ran some blood work and my uric acid was elevated, asked if I had feet or toe pain and I said no. He said he wouldn't treat it as I had no symptoms of gout. However, when I got home and searched a burning urethra is a symptom of high uric acid. I believe that's why alcohol aggravates this condition, along with eating high portions of meat. I have iga nephropathy diagnosed via a kidney biopsy. Perhaps some of you have lower kidney function and you can't filter as well as you once did, thus having the higher levels of uric acid. I am quite unsure if I ever had this uric acid level tested before, I'll have to look at previous tests done. Also, be mindful of what medications you're on and how it affects you. I started lisinopril again it's a blood pressure medicine and immediately the pain in my testicles came back along with frequent urination and odd erection problems, like my penis was never flaccid. Don't count on doctors telling you side effects of these drugs, because mine said a cough is the only thing lisinopril will do sometimes and clearly after a search that is beyond false. I look forward to hearing from you guys... My advice though is to get the uric acid levels tested, definitely no alcohol and avoid vast quantities of meat. Be mindful and keep a journal of what helps and what doesn't, along with documentation of how prescription drugs alter your physical state. I thought I had prostatitis, clearly I do not...

Thank you thank you for that response. Been going to the Urologist for months, been scoped, been on cirpo, doxcylcine, naproxin, tamosil and more. Already know I have prostatitis but this ache in the tube just under the head, then deep between the testicles and near my anus are agonizing and constant. Feel like a toxic mess. I know the psychological part becomes intense especially with stress of the condition because then you look up everything and hear nothing but std, your dying, your this or that. UGH! I've taken enough meds to kill everything on the planet!

Did you fever find a solution??

Hi there I'm experiencing the exact same thing And find myself coming to the end of my tether and the doctors told me there's nothing more they can do, I'm 42 and can't see me putting up with this for the rest of my Life.

Hi there, I totally feel your frustration, I have the exact same thing and had the exact same waffle from doctors,they give me tamulosin gabapentin and sent me on my way with the old no news is good news bs have a nice day and left with paranoia that no women would stay with a man who has that problem Cause sex is painful, and a sh*t quality of life, I can't even cycle anymore work is not possible neither, I feel like I can't do this for much longer without me going crazy,if anyone else has the answer please help, I've tried exercise healthy eating,but nothing, I've had all ultrasound a camera down the penis to look inside my bladder which I don't ever want to do again, I am writing this on the toilet now with burning it's 2am,how can life get so sh*t

Guys - I have the same thing. I have had significant symptoms for years: - Frequent bowel movements (3-5 times per day) because I never fully empty. Thought due to internal hemrroids and/or stricture, indicated by tapered stools and colonoscopy

- Frequent urination for same reason

But in the last 1-2 years it has developed into prostatitis symptoms. No I have dull to sharp pain in urethra, worsens when I start to think/worry/stress about it - which is so strange! But sometimes comes when I'm not.

Sometimes slight burning in scrotal to anus region, but hard to tell where pain originates from (one of those areas? Internal? External?).

Based on what people have said, seems like it could be viral (HSV) or bacterial (infection down the urethra). Did a lot of testing to be safe, everything negative so far.

I've heard of possibilities like NGU or M. Genitalia, which are slow growing bacteria and hard to treat.

I am trying to treat with a regimen of Oregano Oil, Black Seed Oil, Olive Leaf Extract, Colloidal silver and Echinacea & Goldenseal. Had to back off the oregano oil a bit due to side effects. 

Only test I haven't had so far is Trich, but based on what guys say here and my other testing, my presumption is that will be negative also.

Hi guys, I’m a 15 year old kid who is still a virgin I’ve been given oral sex twice both girls said they were clean nothing happened after the first girl. I met one girl 2 and a half months ago we hung out 5 times at school and at a friends house she insists she is clean. I went to the doctor and was tested for HIV, Syphilis, Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia, and All heps. I can’t believe this is herpes because there is no noticeable sores on my penis. My symptoms tend to be burning after ejaculation only sometimes(once every ten) aching testicles on and off but mildly, and a red but not swollen urethra opening or meat is. The tip of my penis feels as though it has lost 50% of its sensitivity. This stupid girl is a skid and I made the worst mistake. Guys even tho I’m 15 I can give you some advice. Just live with it. Get check for all stds and when they come back negative you can stop worrying. Even tho it is annoying to live with I get it trust me. F**k the pain and live with it life goes on. The only cause for this I can see if maybe prostatis or some urethra infection.

Hi. Everyone extremely disappointed in the doctors. I got the same problem three years ago and got tested for everything all negative. More bad news infection spread to all my body including brain. My understanding is it is an std which they haven't discovered yet so I started treating myself and have been on different antibiotics continuously for 3 years. All got healed just a bit left. Good luck!

What helped you?