Hi im 13 year old boy and i can barely get to masterbait (sory for wrong spell but wouldnot let me spell right) because my bro is home all day and so is my mom sometimes and i cant get any privacy to do and my window in the room im in has no curtains but i cant go into my room coz i need my computer for porn or it wont work i need the porn any suggestions and help pls?
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Four things:
a) hint: if you need the porn, you don't need to masturbate.
b) there's a bathroom - use it
c) unless you're a prisoner in your own home, which we might hope you're not, there's the great outdoors
d) you're normal, and astonishingly, probably, so is the rest of your family - you don't have to talk sex with your mom - god forbid, I know - but she's not an id**t, and you wouldn't be here if she didn't know about this stuff - so use a euphemism, that means basically, lie, but politely: say you know mom, I'd really like some quiet time, I'm not a little kid any more, and it feels like everyone's hovering - she'll know perfectly well what you really mean, and if she's not old fashioned and beats you with a broom (kidding), she'll figure something out. And if she smiles, and teases you, well, you'll be old one day, and then you won't be able to help smiling either. She's proud, her son's becoming a man. Roll with it.
Really, there's nothing wrong with wanting a little boost to the imagination, but if your hormones are raging, let your imagination do a little work for a change. Mankind made it to here for millions of years without porn, let's hope that the internet generation can do it also!
Andrew.
a) hint: if you need the porn, you don't need to masturbate.
b) there's a bathroom - use it
c) unless you're a prisoner in your own home, which we might hope you're not, there's the great outdoors
d) you're normal, and astonishingly, probably, so is the rest of your family - you don't have to talk sex with your mom - god forbid, I know - but she's not an id**t, and you wouldn't be here if she didn't know about this stuff - so use a euphemism, that means basically, lie, but politely: say you know mom, I'd really like some quiet time, I'm not a little kid any more, and it feels like everyone's hovering - she'll know perfectly well what you really mean, and if she's not old fashioned and beats you with a broom (kidding), she'll figure something out. And if she smiles, and teases you, well, you'll be old one day, and then you won't be able to help smiling either. She's proud, her son's becoming a man. Roll with it.
Really, there's nothing wrong with wanting a little boost to the imagination, but if your hormones are raging, let your imagination do a little work for a change. Mankind made it to here for millions of years without porn, let's hope that the internet generation can do it also!
Andrew.
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