Last night after dinner I paid the commode my nightly visit, when something odd happened. I should preface this by saying I have never had a period in my life. Anyways, i'm on the toilet...um...'pushing', and all of the sudden I hear "WAAAAA-SPLASH". So I stand up to see what came out, but out of habit I flushed the toilet as I began to stand. By the time I turned around to take a look all I could see was what *appeared* to be a tiny hand sticking out of the hole in the toilet, then it disappeared into my plumbing system. I plunged the toilet furiously but never found anything, and even told the plumber I dropped my ring down the toilet and had him do a search, but he found nothing. I know this sounds bizarre, but did I just give birth? Someone HELP!

PS - I'm a guy