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By shelflifers | 34 posts, last post
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Laurie Ellen

Grandma Helen: "Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies!"

Grandpa Fred: "I better get my magnifying glass! Ha Ha Ha."

Grandma Helen: "Oh, and they are so PERKY! *reaches to cup them*"

Samantha: "I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up!"
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shelflifers

ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

ARTHUR: So be it!

ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?

BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

ARTHUR: You liar!

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!
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shelflifers



"Oh...no more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food!"
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Guest

From Blazing Saddles:

Cleavon Little after riding into town as the new sheriff. Town folks pull their guns own him. He draws his gun and points it to his head:

Hold it. The next man makes a move, the black guy gets it...Drop it! For I swear, I'll blow this black guys head all over this town. Oh Lordy-lord, he's desperate. Do what he say. Do what he say.

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Laurie Ellen

Anyone else love Real Genius? Chris Knight "Don't eat that!" Girl "Huh?" Chris "Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!" Mitch Taylor "Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?" Chris Knight "You've seen him, too?" Mitch "Who is he?" Chris "Hollyfeld." Mitch "Why does he keep going into our closet?" Chris "Why do you keep going into our closet?" Mitch "To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there." Chris "Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him." Mitch "Yeah?" Chris "Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes!"
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pokychick

Chief Brody: "You're going to need a bigger boat."
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shelflifers

Val rocks in Real Genius, Laur!

"Mongo only pawn, in game of life"...
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runswithscissors

Janine: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tully?
Louis Tully: Do I?
Egon: Yes, have some.
Louis Tully: Yes, have some.
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rolling rock

Arthur: (in a drunken stooper) "dontcha hate Perry's wiiiife?"


another scene:

Future F-I-L to Arthur: "why don't you forget the MOOSE, for a moment."
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runswithscissors

Phil's wife: "Fine. I'll just tell my father what you did!"
Phil: "Go ahead! I'm sure he's just hanging around with the rest of the escaped Nazis!"
Phil's wife: "I hate you!"
Phil: "I hate you more!!! If people were hate, I'd be CHINA!"
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shelflifers

Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: I asked you first.
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runswithscissors

Ferris: Where's your brain? Cameron: Why'd you kick me? Ferris: Where's your brain? Cameron: Why'd you kick me? Ferris: Where's your brain? Cameron: I asked you first.
According to your qoute, Cameron must have misplaced his brain, because Ferris actually asked him first.
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BamBam

"Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant." :P
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shelflifers

I know. That's why it doesn't make sense. It's this way in the movie too...
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Laurie Ellen

:eek2:! What's this from? :D
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