Do, or do not. There is no try.
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Yes. Fortunately they only have teeth in their lower jaws and were not able to penetrate the skin.
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Are we having some sort of alcohol induced hallucinatory experiences ?
What are your drinking and where can I get it ?
What are your drinking and where can I get it ?
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What is the largest number of wild, illiterate turkeys you have ever seen on one single run?
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What is the largest number of wild, illiterate turkeys you have ever seen on one single run?Are you talking feathered turkeys or the ones that ride in pickups ?
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Have you ever been chased by a dog while running, thrown a rock at the dog, had the owner of the dog chase you in his Yugo while placing a bet on a Major League baseball game, throw an illiterate turkey at you, and then give up before catching you and go back home to soak his tired feet in Epson Salt and play his favorite Barry Manilo records while thinking about the fate of his cat's litter box? If so, were you wearing training shoes or racing flats at the time? Do you think it made a difference? I'm just seeking a little feedback. Thanks.
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I was wearing stiletto-heeled black leather boots.
Day'um! If ever a post required a photo this one does!
Day'um! If ever a post required a photo this one does!
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I was wearing stiletto-heeled black leather boots.
How did that make you feel? I mean deep inside. Did it make you think of your lost childhood?
How did that make you feel? I mean deep inside. Did it make you think of your lost childhood?
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How did that make you feel? I mean deep inside. Did it make you think of your lost childhood?
I never had a childhood. I was hatched, fully grown.
I never had a childhood. I was hatched, fully grown.
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Have you ever been out running and had to get away from a snake by untying your shoe and using your shoelace to fend it off? Were the shoes racing flats?
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yes but i was wearing the quick-ties on my racing flats. it wasn't a pretty sight after the snake was done feasting my innards.
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