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How many women on PMS does it take to change a light bulb ?

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Sameera Madugalle, M.D. answered this Premenstrual Headaches: PMS, Migraines And Sinus Problems
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One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

HYPERASHEL

well i see it as one, but for a different reason. One PMS'ing woman to yell at ANY man to get off his frikkin lazyazz and change the frikkin bulb. geesh and what sane guy wants to be the one to say, "NO!"?
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bpdou

Pantone Matching System?
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purple hayes

Pantone Matching System?
You graphic design people are all alike.
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jrjo

Hey Andy... I'm not sure if someone stole your id/password, but if that's you out there, I smell an appointment with Doctor Phil on the horizon. Doncha think?
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robp

I've determined thru experience that PMS actually has three stages and the entire cycle takes approximately 28 days..... Pre-Menstrual Syndrome: occurs prior to the actual Primary Menstrual Syndrome and lasts 9-10 days. Extreme beachiness, headache and a fairly mean disposition are all signs of PMS Stage I. Primary Menstrual Syndrome: the 7-8 day period (tee-hee) described as nothing but pure anger emanating from all of the afflicted females pores and an increased use of profanity. Post Menstrual Syndrome: this stage lasts approximately 10 days and the affected female displays a lowered level of overall crankiness, will occasionally respond to jokes in poor taste but can still be mean as hell.
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akern

:P
Yep. That just about covers it.
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genie

Now THAT's a scary thought.......
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JACKED UP

Pantone Matching System?
At my house it's Pure Male Stupidity.
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HYPERASHEL


well i'm gonna call you a sister then. why? cuz then i can do this :duh:
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JACKED UP

Well we could possibly be related, we do have similarities. :wiggle:
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HYPERASHEL

bodywash and poofies?
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bpdou

I think we might have left out Post-Pre-Pre-Post-Menstrual Syndrome, which occurs AFTER Post but BEFORE Pre and is a randomly generated duration of no specified length or specification so as to entirely disorient any male in the vicinity that might have made the attempt, using sundial, chronograph, and astrological tables, to determine any regular rhythm in the effort to discover where said female is in the cycle so as to facilitate improved relations of a harmonious nature.
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andydp

Why would I need an appointment with Dr Phil ? The voices tell me I'm doing just fine...
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copteacher

looking over my shoulder to see if I can laugh while wife is not looking.

good 1.
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