Get a floatie, you know, those things you put around little kids arms to keep them afloat in the pool? Inflate it, lube up the opening with warm aloe vera gel, or KY jelly, place the floatie btween two plump king sized pillows, and "do it!"
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take a piece of bologna (bolonie) and microwave so that it is warm... like 15 sec... then it will be warm and moist and you can dispose of the evidence quickly and cleanly.......put it in the garbage can lol ... dont eat it unless you like sweaty penis and sack flavored bologna... '~'
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Well first off im not trying to bash your religion or anything but as soon as you go to college you will be fine ... my bestfriend went to catholic school for 11 years and well lets say i took her under my wing and she is actually happy now. She has sex protected and unprotected and she is fine no babys no stds.. dont let your school, parents, church, or this site make your decision. you make it i know it will be hard when you have been taught one way for so long but really think what you want. DO RESEARCH!! this isnt research .. go to google type in your questions and read... get a book something .. if you dont have a religious dr. ask for info.
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have sex with a piece of veal.. manswers says it feels the most like a vagina ... assuming you dont know what manswers is its a t.v show on spike. :-)
enjoy and have a nice day.
p.s dont be embarassed to talk about sex!
It's the most natural thing you'll ever do.
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have sex with a piece of veal.. manswers says it feels the most like a vagina ... assuming you dont know what manswers is its a t.v show on spike. :-)
enjoy and have a nice day.
p.s dont be embarassed to talk about sex!
It's the most natural thing you'll ever do.
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Upton O'Goode wrote:
Put it in a feather duster lol.
Go out, and find a non virgin.
Sure. Have sex with a girl who's not a virgin.
I can't say that I've gone around sticking my tallywhacker into arbitrary objects or anything, but I kind of suspect that there is nothing other than a vagina that feels quite like a vagina. They are truly unique and wonderful things.
Put it in a feather duster lol.
Go out, and find a non virgin.
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even kinkier, I found the suction of a vacuum to be pretty arousing--I 'extend' the wand by taping either a paper towel roll or empty toilet paper roll(standard vacuum wand is too small for me)...best simulated BJ I ever had
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UnknownDude wrote:
Not to offend you or anything but those christian schools are as dumb as hell. They're just trying to stop you from having sex. Condoms were not only made to prevent pregnancy, but to prevent sexually transmitted diseases like STDs. As of the what does a vagina feel like question I can not help you. I am 14 and am still a virgin.
well the thing is that i've learned in school (i'm in catholic high school) that condoms do not prevent from STDs...?????? and some say it does prevent them...
?????????????????????????????who's right????????????????????????????????
Not to offend you or anything but those christian schools are as dumb as hell. They're just trying to stop you from having sex. Condoms were not only made to prevent pregnancy, but to prevent sexually transmitted diseases like STDs. As of the what does a vagina feel like question I can not help you. I am 14 and am still a virgin.
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Hey man I'm only 13 and can't have sex but I've convinced girls to let me finger them and I found a way to make a toy that feels like a p***y just buy som gelatin and put it in a cup it really works when the substance has dried stick a ruler in it and make it look like a vagina and ur done
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HAHAHA, DAMN KID THAT'S PRETTY SMART. BUT HAVE YOU TRYED A LATEX/OR RUBBER GLOVE?
USE LUBE OF YOUR CHOICE
GLOVE/ LATEX
AND A SMALL HAND TOWEL
o.O
USE LUBE OF YOUR CHOICE
GLOVE/ LATEX
AND A SMALL HAND TOWEL
o.O
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just go have sex im 13 and already done it the best feeling you'll ever get good luck :)
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