I get this daily from my 6-yr old! :umno:
I never experimented, and quite frankly have no interest in it...
the bidet is lower than the toilet, so, I guess if you hover low enough, it wouldn't be an issue? :shrug:
wait, you know to take your pants off first, right?
Just for sh!ts and grins: Popularity Bidets are common bathroom fixtures in some European countries (especially France, Greece, Italy, Spain and Portugal), Latin America (especially Argentina found in approximately 90% of households), the Middle East and some parts of Asia (particularly in Japan). They may be installed both in private homes and hotels. In Japan, bidets are so common that they are often present in public toilet facilities. In Europe, the bidet is not normally used for cleaning the anus after defecation (which is done with toilet paper), but for optional supplementary washing, or for daily personal hygiene. In 1980 the first "paperless toilet" was launched in Japan, a combination toilet and bidet which also dries you after washing. Combination toilet-bidets are particularly popular in Japan, found in approximately 60% of households. They are commonly found in hotels and even some public facilities. These bidet-toilets, along with toilet seat/bidet units (to convert an existing toilet) are sold in many countries including the United States. For details see Japanese toilet. Residents of countries in which bidets in private homes are rare (the USA and UK for example) may be totally unfamiliar with bidets and have no idea how to use them if they encounter them (while travelling abroad for example). It is said that many American men first encountered bidets in French brothels during WWII and thought they were designed for the prostitutes to douche (inside the vagina) after sexual intercourse. It is not uncommon for people who have never used bidets to think that there is something strange or even dirty about them; these attitudes may be difficult for manufacturers to dispel where it is taboo to discuss toilet habits and personal hygiene in public. History Bidet is French for pony (and in Old French, bider meant to trot). This odd etymology exists because early bidets were normally on a stand which the user would straddle, not unlike mounting a horse. The bidet appears to have been an invention of French furniture makers in the late 17th or early 18th century, although no exact date or inventor is known. The earliest written reference to the bidet is in 1710. By 1900, thanks to the plumbing improvements of the Victorian era, the bidet (and chamber pot) moved from the bedroom to the bathroom. 1960 saw the introduction of the electronic bidet, an attachment which connects on to existing toilet arrangements - ideal for bathrooms lacking the space for both a separate bidet and toilet Caption: An 18th century etching of ladies 'mounted' on bidets
Ooo...warm air drying....hmmmmmYou use that in your Ice Shanty?