Fifteen things to do at Walmart while your other half is taking his or her
sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in
housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't
you people just leave me alone?"
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels
.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!
PICK ME!!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"; . ., and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud ..."Hey! We're out of toilet
paper in here!"
9. Go to the Electronics Department and change all the stereos to the same radio station.
fun fun
#16. Smack Grammas in the parking lot.
(no offense to Brie...)
why is nine last?????
I like the tp one :LOL:
I like the tp one :LOL:
why is nine last????? I like the tp one :LOL:by the time I posted it I was missing out nine and to lazy to fix it. S99
Because it comes after 15.
:umno: My son does this at Target, too.
the alarm clocks and condoms are funny
Hilarious! :LOL: I should try that at the local Wal-mart store...
I have done the alarm clock thing before but not at Wal-Mart
I like #5 and #9 ! :LOL: