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What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally
unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you
want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their
every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.


What is a Dog?
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the next room. They can look dumb and
lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you
want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to
play. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with
their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. They go right for your
crotch as soon as they meet you.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats

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Very accurate!
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What is a Dog? Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the next room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats

This is MUCH more accurate to my cat George!!

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I'll save you all the trouble.... :P

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Cat's spend half the day licking the shxt off their axx fur then want to lick your face/hand.
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I sent someone a card about Cat people vs others. I thought it was fubby.
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Not the first time I've seen this, but this one was more well put together. Always good for a laugh.

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