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Germans test 'anti-stupid' pill on mice

BERLIN: A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported on Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilise short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

Are you comparing my attention span to that of a fruit fly? :x






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I never named names...
Remember Hamlet's statement: Methinks he doth protest too much.
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You just wait until the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fruit Flies hears about that comment! :P
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i'm not sure i appreciate that you think that the riffraffers need to line up for the anti-stupid pill.

i don't even like lineups.

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Mister Roper!!
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Andy that's a terible thing to say about inline skaters!

What will Hyper Say?
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it's not that i'm stupid, i'm just crazy. can we please rush this pill out for FDA approval. one more stupid person today and i'll lose it. I swear i've seen the most stupidest collection of humanity today. :x

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