"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."
--Jack Handey
Jack Handy--if we all lived by his words, well, the world would be much fubbier, that's fo sho.
anything that brings a smile to the stick's face is the best form of humor...and that would be jack handey
What about the...ummm...middle man? :|
What about the...ummm...middle man? :|
jack handey brought to me by none other than the middle freakin' man himself--------who, by the way, ROCKS.
(he rates two green smilie faces)
jack handey brought to me by none other than the middle freakin' man himself--------who, by the way, ROCKS.
(he rates two green smilie faces)
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
Jack Handy