i found a new toy and it is f*****g brilliant

first u take your vacume u open it up and take the bag out now on the top of the bag should be a square bit of cardbord with a white rubbery type thing in the middle with a small inch by inch hole then u take your average money pot and take the square bit of cardbord to the entrance of the money pot u then put some vaseline on the rubbery bit of the new toy u have made also put a little on ur penis u gotta remmeber although it is rubbery a inch by inch hole isnt very big u then dip the money pot into a warm bowl of water as my money pot is metle it will heat up u then put some cotton buds in the bottom of the tin u can do this be4 or after u have seletaped the rubber on because the hole will stretch enuf to get 2-3 fingers in and beleave me when u are placing ur money tin some were and f*****g it like thair is no tomorow it is f*****g brilliant and u dont have to weorry about no spillages cos it al gose inside ur tin u then jus wash it out remove ur rubber bit until next time