Some Christmas Humor for everyone

A guy was looking for a Christmas present for his wife. He knew she loved
animals, especially birds. So he walked into a pet store and asks the salesman
if they had any birds. The salesman thinks a moment, and says,"Yes, we do have
one bird, but it's a special bird. His name is Chet." The guy says, "Well let
me see him."
They go to the back of the store and the guy asks "What's so special about this
bird?"
The salesman tells him to watch. He takes a lighter out of his pocket and holds
it under the bird's left foot, and Chet starts singing "Jingle Bells".
Then he puts the lighter under Chet's right foot, and he sings "Silent Night".
The guy is amazed, and buys Chet.
At home that night, he tells his wife he has a surprise for her.
He shows her the bird.
He takes out a lighter and holds it under each foot while the bird sings.
The wife asks, "What would happen if you held it between its feet?"
The guy says, "let's find out."
So he does, and the bird starts singing "Chet's nuts roasting on an open
fire..."