11. Thou shalt not be an assclown.You win! POTD or is it "COTD"? We'll need lots of codicils to this Commandment, defining and explaining the word "assclown" so the assclowns can understand who they are.
Kind of a paraphrase of the greatest commandment, no?
there is nothing liberal about conservative thoughts
11. thou shall not be boastful of one's good deeds, hence it cannot be considered selfless, but self-promoting.
Be patient and kind with old people. And listen to their stories--even for the millionth time.