What can i use for anal lube thats safe?

Guest over a year ago

NO BUTTER. 1 tsp of butter in your rear end can cause a severe infection. One that will cost you your limbs. That is 4 amputations. Plus the loss of your testicle if you are male. As well as your eyeballs. The infection gets right into your blood from that tiny amount of butter and then manifests in your limbs. An injection of antibiotics is given each and every single week for the rest of your life. New advancements in antibiotics has solved this problem with one shot of antibiotics that clears up the problem, but there is still a life long battle you will face from this infection. You would have been a torso from 1 tsp of butter. Seriously. If you aren't old enough to enter an adult store to buy a water based lube maybe olive oil works. Watch whatever you use to make sure butter has not been mixed in without you knowing.

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Guest over a year ago

NO BUTTER. 1 tsp of butter in your rear end can cause a severe infection. One that will cost you your limbs. That is 4 amputations. Plus the loss of your testicle if you are male. As well as your eyeballs. The infection gets right into your blood from that tiny amount of butter and then manifests. An injection of antibiotics is given each and every single week for the rest of your life. New advancements in antibiotics has solved this problem with one shot of antibiotics that clears up the problem, but there is still a life long battle you will face from this infection. You would have been a torso from 1 tsp of butter. Seriously. If you aren't old enough to enter an adult store to buy a water based lube maybe olive oil works. Watch whatever you use to make sure butter has not been mixed in without you knowing.

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Guest over a year ago

So if you don't have any thing else but cooking oil. What can i use i have butter will that work?

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Guest over a year ago

ha ha ha

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Guest over a year ago

False equivalence. Use your stomach acid as eye drops and let me know how that works out for you. Saliva contains digestive enzymes which normally wouldn't irritate tissue unless of course you're rubbing it over and over and over for long periods. Another reason one shouldn't lick their lips in winter and why people get chappy.

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Guest over a year ago

Vegetarian oil like virgin olive oil is good. Also food grade coconut oil. Avoid animal fat oils like lard butter etc as they can bring in bacteria. I like olive oil because it stays on the "device" but I don't know how it is for Greek sex with a condom. Just anal play and enemas olive oil and coconut work well.

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custom timeout over a year ago

From a married guys point of view......Ive been treating myself (yes, its a treat) to anal for along time, mmm, feels SO good. :)

Anyway, regarding lube, Ive used Vaseline, Crisco, coconut oil, baby shampoo, bodywash soap, shampoo and conditioner. I like using soap etc in the shower, you dont have to worry about getting "lube" all over the place and you and your toys (if used) will be squeaky clean when youre finished playing.

I recall using KY once or twice, lol.

Ive never had an issue, but your body might react differently.

You can experiment with what works by applying a dab of whatever to a finger and rubbing some around your anus and sliding a little inside, if you have no reaction of any kind after 15 or 20 minutes, you should be good to go.

To the OP: I would hope you have your dilemma solved by now? Are there no stores near to your home that you could go to by yourself or do you have a friend that might bring you shopping? Where theres a will, theres a way.

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Guest over a year ago

Wow very helpful thanks

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Guest over a year ago

DO NOT use butter. That is harmful and just increases acne. Saliva is decent to use but thins out very quickly so be careful not to get your toy stuck in a dry hole. It hurts.

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Guest over a year ago

Spit. Spit works.

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Guest over a year ago

You can get a gift card and buy lube or sex toys but make sure the shipping is discreet

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Guest over a year ago

What does age have to do with it? There is no illegal age for masturbation. As far as the age for legal sex between two people, under 18 year old people have been having sex forever. Tell me you have never looked at porn or had a cigarette or drank alcohol before you were of legal age to do so.

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Guest over a year ago

Agreed. The "legal age" rarely stops people from engaging in behaviors.

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Guest over a year ago

I used shampoo and it hurts.

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Guest over a year ago

I didn't realise anal penetration is pleasurable for girls... How do you do it?