The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
- Jack Handey
..mashed tatoes..mmm...
oh, you were talking about food?
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Did you say something? :|
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Did you say something? :|
I'm hungry :x
Mashed Potato Surprise!
now you've done it......I want a chicken fried steak from Threadgill's.....
"If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not."
-Jack Handey