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I'm 23yrs.old and i've been tryin to get pregnant for a yr.and so far nothing.I was wondering if the problem could be my husband. My husband has been hit in the balls millions of times because he has 4 little sisters.So do u think this be part of the problem. Thank you very much.

Krystal Ball
Hello dear,
I'm afraid you may have hit upon the truth here, i'm afraid. Little girls invariably hate their older brother, who bullies & belittles them at every opportunity and seems invincible with his greater size & strength. Therefore they are usually delighted to discover that he has, between his legs, a place of such awkward vulnerability. That the delicate and sensitive glands that hang there can be attacked so easily using strikes or squeezes causing such unfathomable agony, is fascinating to them. Inevitably they relish the shift of power such knowledge brings about and take every opportunity to demonstrate their new-found superiority over their former oppressor.
I was a younger sister to a bullying older brother and I still, 30 years on, vividly recall my feelings of empowerment and cruel pleasure at seeing him doubled up in agony after a swift kick, or hearing him beg for mercy as I grabbed & squeezed one of his oh-so-tender testicles!
AND YOUR HUSBAND HAD FOUR YOUNGER SISTERS?!!!
Sorry love, but a trip to the sperm bank may be called for.
Still, i'm glad to be female, aren't you? 8-|
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You're a complete id**t.
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