I like to masterbate and shove stuff up my butt. But I'm a guy and straight.

nothing wrong with taking a penis in your ass I have a few times plus other things like baseball bat gear lever golf balls tow ball one night after work im not gay but do enjoy having some thing in my ass

I have put thing up my arse for years it still feels good I like to put pears up it is small to start with but the more you push it up the more its stretching my arse bigger the pear the better and I love doing it I have a carrot up my arse as I write

I never thought that a lot of males do butt stuff too, until I searched just now. I've been on it for years, until I became limp(will stand again), and had incontinence on my ass and urinating, so I just thought I won't do it anymore as the sh*t is kinda abnormal now and might easily get out, even if not, I don't feel like doing it again. I am watching 50 shades of grey and kinda want to be like the man. They said he's gay, and even said himself when asked that it was an intrusive question, which means to me that maybe he even do butt stuff, right? Maybe, most of us really do. Ha ha. I've tried tooth brushes, toilet brushes, my fingers, glass bottles, an artificial jelly penis(but I don't remember if I was successful putting it inside), and last but not the least, a rod attached to that part of the curtain(on the it's rod/pipe), it's end. I cum really good and hard while moaning(just as of these years, not back then) and feeling like a b***h. I now frequently say girly stuffs like "Yeah, that feels so good" or "f**k me daddy!" "Oh yeah!" f**k it. I feel a little shy. So what? In Interview Comedy, the fat guy inserted that metal device on his ass too, right? Which makes me think people really do this sh*t. And the other guy said it's boring to be straight! I regret the time that this guy on rehab, a 40 year old maybe guy, wanted to f**k me. He felt turned on on me. I didn't wanted to. I wasn't in the mood. Also, when I was in jail for a day, due to being falsely accused of a hold upper, but it didn't happen. When I masturbate sometimes, I imagine being screwed by those, and while f*****g me in the ass, his right hand masturbating me so good(pulling my skin in, not too hard), then playing with my nipples(when I masturbate, I play with my nips), and moaning and f**k me daddy. But yeah, I thought after watching 50 shades, I want to try masturbating like a normal dude. I badly want to try f*****g my ass again, but maybe on a later date, after reading this. I have a problem right now which is that I cannot masturbate consistently because after the jump, my semen won't spurt like normal. I only cum once a week. I only jack on Sundays. I've gotten used to it. It's alright... I'm practicing restraint anyways cause I'm a Muslim. Happy jack-assing my brothers! :D

That is incredibly hot!
Good for you, sweetie

Keep it up guys. Soon your hole will be big enough - like mine - for wine bottle ! Very very special thing ! No for beginners thought !!!

Sharpies?? Does that feel good

Why!? If it hurts....hello

I love anal but im trans too, it feels so fulfilling though having something up there, i actually have 3 fingers in as writing this lol

Lmao wait what ?

Forget all these wierd objects..whats wrong with just asking a beautiful guy to ram his big hard penis up there?:)

But how do you make that g spot make you wanna cum or make you feel good?

Hi I do it to

Lube it up

Definitely ritualistic i smoke coke or neth or both and my pants are off lotion or vaseline on my as****e and penis porn is optional

I'm straight as well but I love putting things up my own ass,but I have started to run out of things around my house..