A family of badgers was planning a vacation to the Gulf of Mexico. They selected a badger hotel, bought badger plane tickets, and loaded up on badger flowery beach shirts. However, while on their way to the badger air port, they got caught in a traffic jam. It was caused by a family of beavers. The badger dad thought silently to himself, "Dam".
His whole attitude would have been different had he instead thought, "nice beaver..."
This must be how the street "Beaver Ruin" got it's name.
never hate beavers, that's all i have to say