PS-He got the job!
i put this on an old thread for future readers. not to bring up something forgotten. this was number three on the how to pass a drug test search. so i wanted to make sure this comment didnt throw people off. im sorry this didnt work for you gest 420. but for others. it should. beware people. water intoxication is real. and isnt good.
By 1100 I walked in (drunk, but gum or a dose of toothpaste took care of that) took my cup and started pissing into the toilet. Halfway thru I aimed it into the cup. I got to the minimum mark on the cup and finished pissing into the toilet. Handed the cup to the dude and that was it. Like I said, worked for 12 piss tests over a year. Of course, now I'm almost 50 and over 230lbs so not sure if that will work as good and I expect a test in about 10 days. I ordered some piss test things and will check it out in two days. I also will be working out, sweating and doing the sauna twice daily, along with much red meat. From what I've read up on lately, there's a lot to think about but this piss test means 100K or nothing so, depending on the home tests I will take, I might also grab that 6-pack and do the same thing again. Disclaimer: I don't smoke regularly at all anymore, more like 2-3 hits a week. Not a bong session anymore. So there's really no 'build up' of thc. Just the lingering stuff from casual use. Here we go!
step one- Niacin, cranberry pills can be bought locally.
step two take around 8 craberry plls and no more than 8 niacin.
step 3 drink water,cranberry juice, crystal light pomogranite or green tea. which all this speeds up metabolism an flushes the blader.
step 4 run preferably, excerise as long as you can.
step 5 find a available sauna an drink a whole gallon of water.(key)an repeat necearry steps.
(tips) (Do Not Excerise Day of Test), this will make the canabinoids show up very easily. drink plunty of water no sugar, an keep taking those dietary pills.The niacin will make you less hungry, but is good so your body can process what your putting in it, not that cheese burger from mcdonalds. Thank you for your time, an hope it helps.
Ok, guys (and gals), I myself am due to take a piss test, probably next week. Here is the rundown on me:
- I'm tall and obese (300+lbs)
- I'm an infrequent smoker (1 time or less per week, no more than 2 hits each time)
- This week I've been drinking tons of water (1+ gallon) per day
- Taking Stat pre-tox 3 times per day
To some of the experts on here: What do you think? What are my chances of passing?
Good luck
So glad you said it! Cant stand a smart---!!! If you dont want to help with their question then dont reply! Jackasses!
If we hadnt allready smoked we wouldn't be here ... Daaaaaa id**t !
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there is this box of instant gelatin called sureojell that you can find in any walmart or grocery store. pull one packet in a glass of chilled water and down it a couple hours before your test. it coats the iinside of ur stomach and makes you out only water with a slight color of yellow. be wared it is incredibly nasty so do it fast! ive tryed in numerous times and it has worked perfect expessially if you have to pee in front of someone to check for cheating