smelly testicles

I heard eating pineapples can help with the smell but also could be a STI nothing to worry about everyone gets one at least once in your life I suggest going to a doctor though just to make sure it's not a STI

Is there something like smelly testicles syndrome? Some mornings they smell like someone has took a dump on my head! What is it?

I'm wheelchair-bound and sweat profusely, need to bathe often. I have smelly itchy testicles. The smell is so bad, like seafood left in the sunshine in a zip lock for a few days. What can I do?

Exactly. Take a wire circular brush, put it in a drill and scrape dem’ suckers off of all the funk. It will hurt for awhile, but try to endure the pain. Afterwards, put the balls in the microwave for 15 seconds to kill all of the other present bacteria. Then soak yer balls in a topical solution of mild soap, water and lanolin. Wear clean underwear afterwards and actually change it at least thrice per day. If this solution doesn’t solve the problem, prolly a good idea to rub tea tree oil on dem balls for a week or so. It will sting and hurt, but then restart the whole process again, bringing with the wire brush. Good luck!

I tired this technique and I could not walk for 2 weeks after removing the puss filled sacks from my family jewels. My balls hurt so bad from scaling my filthy nuts with a wire brush. I did place them in the microwave with a plate of spaghetti. The spaghetti was sooo good but alas, my balls were burning. My cat actually ate my spaghetti while I was attending to my sack. Bad kitty!!!! I think this all started because I placed my wanker in a mailbox two weeks ago. I did smack it up against the mailbox a few times and I think I contracted some type of disease. No cuts or anything, but I usually walk around my neighborhood late at night whacking my tiny rod against the neighbors mailboxes and this has never happened before. What else can I do to stop the burning of my balls? I guess I should stop smacking mailboxes with it and perhaps find an easier target, like perhaps a fire hydrant. Fire hydrants don’t have sharp edges that could damage my prick. My friend said I should put my balls in the dishwasher and to gently close the door so the water doesn’t squirt out and I could adequately cleanse my vile nutsack. I guess I’ll try not beating my meat against inanimate objects for awhile and see if the problem clears up. I’ll update in a few weeks. Jethro