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Today's Thursday Classic is:

S T R I P E S

Post your favorite quotes here!
THAT'S THE FACT, JACK! (Only line I know. I've never seen the whole thing.)
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Sorry I have two that come to mind: John Winger: Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin. Russell Ziskey: Well, I got the sh** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it. The other: OX: It doesn't seem fair. WINGER: Fair??!! Who cares about fair??!! The world isn't fair! ... Is it fair that you were born like this?! No! They're not expecting somebody like you in there. ... You're different! You're weird! You're a mutant! You're a killer! You're a trained killer! You're a ... WINGER & OX: LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE!! S99
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I can never remember quotes from any of these movies.


Thanks to Morph I have a quote:
"We're Americans .. with a capital 'A', huh. You know what that means? Do ya'? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world."
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OOOH, good one, Coach!

"Boxer or jockey?"
"Ya got something in a low rise bikini, mesh if possible?"
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"The name is Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill ya."
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"I know I'm speaking for the entire platoon, when I say that this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested."

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OX: You might have noticed that I've got a slight weight problem. EVERYONE: NOOOO!! NOOOO!! OX: I went to this doctor. He told me I swallow a lot of aggression .. along with a lot of pizzas. S99
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THAT'S THE FACT, JACK! (Only line I know. I've never seen the whole thing.)
You took mine! This was the first rated R movie I ever snuck into. We were very cool...I'm sure no one ever suspected we were 13 or 14. :P
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"you call me Francis...and I'll kill ya." is actually a line I use quite often in the real world....(works great in church).

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"Lets hear it for our newest, bestest, big toe, Sgt. Hulka"
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Ever had the Aunt Jemina treatment....
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(Ox steps off the bus) Hope this is the Mess Hall! (Ox looks at Sgt. Hulka) How's it goin' Eisenhower?
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(Ox looks at Sgt. Hulka) How's it goin' Eisenhower?
Actually he was looking at Captain Stillman
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(Ox looks at Sgt. Hulka) How's it goin' Eisenhower?
Actually he was looking at Captain Stillman
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We're not parking it...We're abandoning it.
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Your a lean-mean-fighting machine!


Do the words, "act of war," mean anything to you? Huh?
I have a plan.
Great, Custer had a plan, too.
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