Top 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman During an Argument
10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
9. "Oh, you are so cute when you get pissed off."
8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."
7. "Wait a minute...I get it.. what time of the month is it?"
6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?"
5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."
4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."
3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of BEE-AHTCH Flakes this morning."
2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
And the Number 1 thing you should never say to a woman during an argument...
1. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded
I get #9 from Mr Aire. Only when I am not angry with him, though... :teehee:
11. What do you do at home all day?
This man speaks with great wisdom!
4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."This will get me into deep, deep trouble someday soon I fear.
How about:
"My last girlfriend didn't see it that way"
"My last girlfriend didn't see it that way"
That would be your last 2 girlfriends.
Well, you can always turn up the TV when she's talking.
just in case the mrs. would happen to see I was in this thread...