What's the best thing about being a guy?

this dude loves to be babied when he is sick.
Heck in the last 2 weeks, I have dealt with 3 real sick kids and a wife who cant lift one because she just had some minor surgery. I have been like a one arm paper hanger with a bad case of hives.
Baby me please

just kidding really I love taking care of them.

The three piece set requires little maintenance.
And you want to talk about extra parts? What about boobies?

Oh, no way!! NO ONE says it better than Sue in NYC!! That's her trademark.....;)

yeah we only want a piece of yours
when I was single of course

Wanting to and actually accomplishing it are two very different things.

:1: You mean there's other stuff?

how about the ability to 'release tension' almost at will? -blue

:1: You mean there's other stuff?

how about the ability to 'release tension' almost at will? -blue primal screaming into your pillow whilst sitting in the car in a closed garage has the same effect young man.

primal screaming into your pillow whilst sitting in the car in a closed garage has the same effect young man.
not a chance rr.

:1: You mean there's other stuff?

how about the ability to 'release tension' almost at will? -blue How can I put this gingerly? Do you mean passing gass or, um, uh, taking matters into your own hands?

not a chance rr.
OMG-- i think we are zeroing in on the best thing about being a guy... and it has nothing at all to do with finding a higher power or deeper meaning. no pun intended btw.

OMG-- i think we are zeroing in on the best thing about being a guy... and it has nothing at all to do with finding a higher power or deeper meaning. no pun intended btw.
That'll be a BIG FAT 1!!!

Don't forget writing your name in the snow!!

:1:
and no birth pains too.

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I think this is a David Hasselhoff moment.....cept' I can't find the link....