A lawyer, a car salesman and a banker were at a funeral, gathered by the coffin of their old friend. In his grief, the banker said, In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they ll have something to spend over there.
They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same.
The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a check for $300.
They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same.
The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a check for $300.
Do you have a lawyer-joke-a-day calendar?
I had to re-read that a time or two, but that's funny!
Do you have a lawyer-joke-a-day calendar?No. I am a lawyer joke-a-day "magnet", however.
Wait so that would be wrong?
So..I should ask about these in class, or hold off til after the final?