A man walking down a beach...

A man was walking down the beach by the ocean when he saw a woman with no arms and no legs, and she was crying. He asked her why, and she said, "I have no arms, no legs, and I've never been kissed." So the man knelt beside her and gently kissed her on the cheek. He started to walk away when she began crying again. He asked her why she was crying now. She said, "I have no arms, no legs, and I've never been screwed." The man picked her up, threw her in the ocean, and said, "Now you're screwed!"

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