"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a million ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands. "
--Jack Handey
pardon my stick-in-the-mudness, but who is this Jack Handey??
i think i like him.
i think i like him.
He's been a writer on Saturday Night Live, like forever. Anyway, back in the 80's (phil hartman/dana carvey/Kevin Neeland era), they'd have a pre-recorded skit called 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey.
That's Nealon dummy. I'll send him to pump you up.
He's been a writer on Saturday Night Live, like forever. Anyway, back in the 80's (phil hartman/dana carvey/Kevin Neeland era), they'd have a pre-recorded skit called 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey.
was this after the Billy crystal martin short era??
was this after the Billy crystal martin short era??
I'll take Amazing Titties for $200, Alex
Alex: That's Amazing TITLES!
after you kick out the gun you could drown them in raid