How to make vagina at home?

No that kinda hurts

Do you know about bubble wrap. The bigger size bubbles? Maybe the 3/4 " bubbles. Cut a strip off 4"-6". Custom fit it. LOL Wrap it round yer finger into a cylinder. Find a plastic cup, or even a 16 ounce mason jar with a handle. put the cylinder in the jar/cup. Put a little olive oil around the opening to make it slick. I'll let yer imagination take care of the rest.

f**k dude i used a plastic bag and it frikkin hurts dont try the couch thing either it hurts just get a balloon and a tube big enough then use lube or spit or somthing then f**k it. it feels real. enjoy!

 

get an empty jar (jam or coffee) bye some chopped liver and put it in the jar 

Get a common rubber glove (likee the ones yur doctor use) then put some lotion inside then use it which ever way seems better to yuh

Ok ... 1st of all .... the fleshlight isn't ALL THAT.
2nd....dating life has nothing 2 do with jerking off
3rd.... after many years of experimenting I found the ULTIMATE jerk experience, takes some to 2 make though!
Here are the steps:
1. get an empty 1 1/2 L bottle.
2. cut off a the bottom and than cut off the top so you get a nice big tube. Make sure that the tube is no more than 14cm long. Seems too short I know but it doesn't matter for this build.
3. To get rid of the sharp edges of the tube-bottle: cut out some plastic from plastic bags (fold it a few times to make sure it doesn't tear) and tape it over the circular sharp edges of the tube-bottle (this is required for later steps.
4. buy condoms and fully unroll one.
5. cut off the tip of the condom.
6. now here's the tricky part that may take some time: take the part of the condom where you cut off the tip and stretch it out over the sides of the tube-bottle with the rest of the condom hanging through the middle of the tube-bottle. Now tape the stretched edge of condom to edge of bottle (this is why you put the plastic over the sharp edge first, so the condom won't tear).
7. Now get someting hard that's a bit more thin than your penis (perhaps a cheap vibrator or dildo, pvc tube etc.) and lube it up with any lube (shower gel, gel, whatever).
8. put the lubed hard thingy through the condom and thus through the inside of the tube-bottle.
9. place tube-bottle with taped condomside down on a flat surface and fill the rest of the tube-bottle around the condom with: RAW RICE!
10. yes, indeed RAW RICE! works better than anything I tried before.
11. make sure you fill it to the top!
12.this step is less tricky since you've got the end of the condom left with the sturdy end: do the same you did at step 6 with the other side so you get a condom-tube-bottle with an opening on each side (for easier cleaning, and bigger penises). Don't forget tot tape this side to edge of bottle too!
13. remove the lubed up hard thingy from inside the condom.
14. now you've got your own homemade-rice-filled-condom-tube-bottle-fake-p***y (read: Thai tight p***y,lolz)
15. lube up your personal best friend and have a go!
16. blew your mind didn't it?!

k get a pillow put your penis on the front part and your body on the back part and hump away make sur the pillow is long was ps ikm 13 lol

get a pillow make sure it long ways put your pillow on the outside body on the inside and hump away  may take awile but sometimes it woks

 

hahaha, just get a girlfriend. even if your 12, who cares. stick it to her, if she gets too attatched, put it in her bum

do like BradyL says, marry your couch lol

Fill a shoping bag (plasic bag) with a little lotion then i dont think i need to tell u the rst

yeah im 16 too,haven had a gf in a while so i just use gloves with olay soap....and yes first chance i get ill go get me a gf...or a fleshlight,or both

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Just get a prepaid visa card from a store or your bank and order a flashlight with that just don't let your parents open the box

u guys are crazy just use lotion and porn

Get a plastic glove (white ones vinyl i think :P ) and put it on a towel a bit smaller then the glove then get the wrist side hanging out and roll it up then pull over the glove around the towel. Simples. Lube it obviously ;)

Either do theses:

 

1. Rip open a pillow and put on a condom and hump around in their

2. Get a stretchy pants and put your blanket in your pants and get on the bed and do doggy style

3. Get a fleshlight

4. Get  cup and put on a condom and put somthing soft in the cup (example: cloth and plastic )

 

I hope this helps!!