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There once were 4 badgers on the side of the road, when they spotted a runner moving at 6:00 per mile pace. They were a bit befuddled, not knowing how that time would translate into race pace for a 10K. So they went to the local donut shop, ordered a dozen, and split them evenly. The first three badgers ate their three donuts, but the fourth badger got full after only two. So he took his spare donut, went out, found the 6:00 per mile runner, and threw it at him!
This is dangerously close to making sense.
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Hey, wait a minute!! I wasn't full after that second donut!! I was just trying to share!!!!!
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i'm tired of badger and donut jokes MM. :|
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MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
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Is this supposed to be a mathematical problem to solve?
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You so funny, MM!
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What kind of badger is that when it's full after only two donuts and then wastes one throwing it a person. Bad badger. Bad bad badger.
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We found stuffed animals like these just before Xmas and our we had them sticking out of the kids stocking on Christmas morning....sans mushrooms.
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