alright first off,
i am 14 years old and the opening to my penis is red, and seems to be swollen. Also there is a very small bump like thisng on the tip ( right around the opening). It may just be extra skin but i have no idea and im maddd worried. the only person besides me who has touched my penis besides me is a girl about a year ago for about 5 minutes and i didnt ejaculate. i have never had intercourse but i do masturbate.
Second, this also is worrying me. ihave this thing on my penile shaft that slooks as if someone took a needle, poked it through one end of my skin and it came out the other (creating sort of a tunnel-looking thing on the side of my penis). Its been there for awhile (for as long as i can remember). But latley ive been pulling small, scab like things out of it because in the tunnel is a sort of pimple thing that is rather large when pushed out of the tunnel. I have been squeezing it and releases a white liquid/solid.
Please Please Please tell me what to do :-(
i am 14 years old and the opening to my penis is red, and seems to be swollen. Also there is a very small bump like thisng on the tip ( right around the opening). It may just be extra skin but i have no idea and im maddd worried. the only person besides me who has touched my penis besides me is a girl about a year ago for about 5 minutes and i didnt ejaculate. i have never had intercourse but i do masturbate.
Second, this also is worrying me. ihave this thing on my penile shaft that slooks as if someone took a needle, poked it through one end of my skin and it came out the other (creating sort of a tunnel-looking thing on the side of my penis). Its been there for awhile (for as long as i can remember). But latley ive been pulling small, scab like things out of it because in the tunnel is a sort of pimple thing that is rather large when pushed out of the tunnel. I have been squeezing it and releases a white liquid/solid.
Please Please Please tell me what to do :-(
i have the same "tunnel problem"
any advice anyone?
any advice anyone?
Im pretty sure you have what is known as Infernesium Delarotus, an infection of the penile epidermis resulting in a cataclysmic reddish sore (or multiple sores) on the head of your throbbing 14 year old virgin penis. Caution! Be advised, if they are to grow in size excessive of approximately one penny (circumference) there is a huge possibility that your penis may never successfully hold an erection, thus, you shall stay a virgin for all eternity. There is one solution however, but it wont be easy... try to get a rare parubian flower, the green kind, mash its pedals and mix the contents with garlic and baby spinach. Once this is complete, spread the paste all over your penis and face, be sure to put it in your eyeballs, it may burn. trust. Ive been there. The second option lies in the forests of the gallo-esic land. But be warned.. venturing to far without clearance from the elders could be dangerous. Id probably take with me- a shield, a spear, and some natural salt... for if the demons find you... your only defense is to salt their genitals... a jolt they soon won't forget it. If you can make it to the main lands, you'll meet a man name Blobstark, he'll take you to the master lab, where the only effective potion for Infernesium Delarotus is kept.
Good luck,
Dr. Funke
Good luck,
Dr. Funke
one year later and i am laughing to death. what sorcery has thou cast upon thine post?