quickest masturbation technique

You guys should reconsider your lives.

 

Jacking off feels good, but afterwards, you end up feeling bad. 

It's against the law of chastity, and can be painful to your life.

 

 

I used to masterbate, but I stopped because a bunch of bad things were happening around me.

Next time, you should really view others around you that you love the most, and realize that when you do something sinful/bad you end up hurting those around you, and yourself. 

um sorry, but we are made this way. genetically enhanced to enjoy sexual pleasure. It is not bad to feel sexual pleasure. I'm not bashing your religion although I have serious problems with it. It is normal to masturbate, and we are not evil or judged, it is sick to tell someone, to make people feel bad about who they are. we all feel bad and dirty about doing it, doesn't mean it its bad. If god made us this way, why then would he tell us not to, its a form of cruelty. Masturbation, is normal, not bad its the way we're made you don't have to feel guilty about it, no one can repress this kind of desire, you end up having extreme sexual problems if you do. We evolved to enjoy reproduction to insure the reproducing of our intelligent species, masturbating sometimes to relieve sexual tension that gets built up makes us healthier, especially teens, teens go through heavy hormonal changes. some change us, make us turned on, make us interested in sexual things we would never thought of feeling, experiencing and experimenting with these sexual changes define who we look for in partners, to for fill our happiness. if you rather worship a god, that made you this turned on way in the first place, the reason why you feel so conflicted and unhappy about the sexual(normal) part of you, then keep it to yourself, and stop spreading this out grown lifestyle, which is only holding us back, on the internet.

There is a God and he is the God , Jesus Christ and he cares more than u think

a cool thing to do is when you about to ejac squeeze your entire penis

YOUR FUCKIGN KIDDING ME god doesn't care if u jerk off

With Torah, the forbidden actions are any that are neither solo nor with your wedded wife. Talmud tries to discourage solo by citing sin of Onan, which was actually with-drawl following intercourse. New Testament focus on controlling your thoughts, as a means to help you avoid the actions prohibited in Torah. First century circumcision only took the very end of the foreskin, so the glans was still protected by a sheath when flaccid. That would let you go solo. Rabbis added the radical circumcision to keep men from performing ancient Olympic games nude. The Greeks considered the glans vulgar, so would not allow radically circumcised men to compete in the games. Your body needs the flood of endorphins and dopamine that orgasm provides. In your teens, your body helps you out by letting you have wet-dream, but by your twenties, you either go solo or marry, although even married you may have to go solo during the menses week, pregnancy, or when traveling. So, don't twist your mind, wracking it with guilt over going solo. Just stick to the Torah plan. It really is meant for both your good and the good of society.

If you have normal focus, you can get there in a few minutes with softcore porn and your hand, lube optional.

If you have attention deficit, you need a boost to focus. Animated GIF files played in your browser (usually in banner advertisements) are your best bet. They have movement, with a narrow field of view, and a generally short duration. This makes them more enticing than still pictures, but provide less distraction than full 3 minute clips.

For technique, apply a thin film of petroleum jelly. This ensures all the nerve endings on your skin will be activated. For the actual lubricant, use some vegetable glycerin and/or personal lubricant in the frosty bottle with the light blue top (liquid not jelly.) It is thicker, but still really slippery and does not evaporate as quickly. Do not use the warming variety, since they may irritate a male. Those warming liquids are for women, since their clitoris is fully sheathed, plus she emits cleansing, viscous lubricant, so washes the warming-irritant away. The warming lubricant usually has an orange lid.

Add blue-lid lube as needed, usually a drop or two, if it starts getting sticky, due to evaporation. Use your self-care dominant hand, the hand you use to brush your teeth and comb your hair.

Remember, if you do have attention deficit, then getting there quickly may be counter productive.You can generate more dopamine and endorphins if you edge, solo, and force yourself to stick with maybe 2 GIF files.. one where the woman is clothed, and one with lady-bumps in motion. (You could save GIF files under Windows XP, and play them with the picture viewer, but that functionality is broken in Windows 7.)

For the solo edge, you can even get away with just using petroleum jelly. After coating, simply lightly encase your glans with your hand, and slowly release it. The tackiness of the petroleum jelly will stimulate the glans, last several minutes to hours, and .. better have 2 paper towels ready to catch it. The cloth-like paper towels seem to work best for containment and cleanup.

Remember, after ejaculation, to rinse the ejaculate off with water, and that you will be ritually unclean until evening. No need to repent or twist your mind. It is just natural like being hungry, eating food in moderation, and being finished, thanking G-d when done.

This is from Torah, so it will work even if Talmud and New Testament pass away. This ritual is a LOT easier to live with than going through the guilt, and prayer of repentance, repeatedly until you cannot find repentance in your heart, although you seek for it with tears, so realize your conscience has become seared by your immorality. And that is why people are driven away from New Testament, and back to Torah.

The Breslau manuscripts of Hebrew Matthew, chapter 23 note that Jesus said to obey Moses, not obey the Rabbinic Takanot (changes to Torah) and Ma'asiim (institutionalized traditions.) Going solo is your prescribed, self-medication, and should leave you free from guilt and the twisting of your heart that can result.

I don't know the fastest way I need help too?

God doesn't exist. Even if he did, jerking off is fun. Anyway,if God did exist, has he been a good custodian of this blue-and-green sphere that we live on? Earth is plagued by war, famine, Mitch McConnell, and blaspheming infidels like me. Such a god should be rebelled against, not worshiped reverently.

Ok im only 13 and I masturbate alot but sometimes its hard to it just wont come out sometimes is this normal

Im 13 and I masturbate alot but sometimes its hard to bc it just wont come out is this normal

your spelling sucks but your deluded puritanical attitude to a pleasurable, healthy, free and safe activity is more worrying. Better to be worried about offending or discriminating against others or running a red light or parking where you shouldn't as these 'everyone does' things which most of us don't give a second thought about cause real harm and even deaths whether you are a chicken choker or a joy button diddler chill, do it and enjoy it. Oh and BTW NOWHERE does it say in the Bible that masturbation is wrong so whether you believe in God or are intelligent no problems there.

It whas mkay but I still feel guilty

OMFG ITS FINE TO JACK OFF TO TELL U THE TRUTH IM 14 and I'm almost done with puberty it is fine God doesn't care it's not a sin no one gives a fu.ck

Spreading your legs, grabbing your penis, and thrusting while watching a porn video can get you your drink in five minutes. It feels best if you dont rush too much.