I m desperate!! What do you think? Do you even know what sort of problems I face? The taunts the schoolchildren came up with.
If I started choking on a hot dog...
Hey, there's a wiener stuck in Mike Hunt!
If a girl was trying to get my attention...
That's girl's poking Mike Hunt.
When I got a prostate exam...
OK nurse, I've got Mr. Beemer in at 2:00 with pink eye, then Mrs. Van ski at 3:00 with the fungus, but right now I've got to put on a rubber glove and jam my finger up Mike Hunt.
If a cop interuppted my illegal "massage"...
"You, stop rubbing Mike Hunt!" After a long day of sweaty running
'Mike Hunt smells awful!'
After breaking an expensive vase
Mike Hunt should be punished
After noticing that I had been working hard and getting no sleep
I think Mike Hunt is over-extended.
After loosing my temper and exploding
Mike Hunt just exploded!
After a hard day's work
Mike Hunt is sore
When commenting on his cultured persona
Mike Hunt has great taste.
Female co-worker praising me to our boss
"I can type up documents and file them faster when I'm doing it with Mike Hunt."
Same co-worker commenting on my vitality and sense of humor to boss
"Mike Hunt's full of piss and vinegar."
The time I started talking about myself in the third party:
Mike Hunt needs a shave
Mike Hunt is getting a trimming today
I have a friend in Boston who has the same problem, his name is Mike Hawk.
i think a name change is in order
I think Pat McGroin would be a good change.
How about Ben Dover?
Maybe Phil McGroin?
Buster Hyman?
Ben used to be my family doctor.
Start going by Michael, problem solved...
Phil McGroin?S/B Phil McCracken... believe me, I know...
Yeah...and while you're at it, get lost.
BIG FAT 1!!!
It's time for a
So who here likes pizza??
"your name is mike hunt?"
"i prefer michael.."
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"i prefer michael.."
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Well, at least his FIRST name is really Mike......
i personally think it'd be funnier if Mike Hunt referred to himself in the 3rd person on the regular...
( la NFL star player)
Mike Hunt don't do dances...
*hehehehe*
*cough*
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( la NFL star player)
Mike Hunt don't do dances...
*hehehehe*
*cough*
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shhhhhh....
*zipslips*