Where have all the great TV sitcoms gone? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Why is the 4 on a Roman numeral clock a IIII and not a IV? In Rome, do they call iv's 4's? Whatever happenned to that Webster kid? Am I the only one that had a childhood crush on Punky Brewster? Where is she now? If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? Do all childhood stars grow up to have drug problems and fight with their parents about money? If you could find the center of the universe, would it be egotistical to claim that the universe centers around you? Has a monkey ever attacked you with coconuts? Did they taste like yogurt? Does anyone else wish these stupid reality shows would go away? Is it time to go home yet?
Why would they taste like yogurt?