so check this....i screwed up maayne! I'm over here kissing all my girls neck and out of nowhere some big ass hickeys pop up. f**k man! f**k is wrong with me....her parents gonna be home soon, that sh*t is big as f**k..someone help a n***a out.
So I tried the ice . DIDNT WORk.
Tried the lipgloss cap . MADE IT WORSE.
Tries the toothpaste method. DIDNT WORK
Im going to a family get together tomorrow morning . FML!
Thanks for all the tips ladies. i used to ice and then rubbed the area with a little vibe, applied diaper cream to get rid of the redness and its a LOT smaller than it was.... good thing cuz my roomies brother left it and she asked me not to touch him... Really hoping she doesn't find out...
So I went on a date with a guy last night and one thing lead to another and we were back at his place doing the deed. I love my neck being bitten but I'm always a little apprehensive because of getting a hickey. Anyway he went to town on my neck and I have/had four hickeys; two on either side of neck. They were quite huge this morning so I searched the net for ways to minimize or completely get rid of them. I was a little hesitant to try some of these ideas but I'm glad I stumbled upon it. I used an old electric toothbrush to do circles around the hickeys, it does a take a little while for them dissipate but they definitely went down a great deal. I then put mint toothpaste on them and left that for 10 mins, after the ten mins I used a warm wash cloth and wiped off the toothpaste and then repeated the process again. I'm pleasantly surprised to see that there is only a small mark left on my neck but I'm going to repeat the process again to make sure that they are completely gone because I'm going out again tonight and there is nothing worse then going out in public with hickeys. Hope this helps others!
Immediate ice!!! then use soap and water to disperse the blood underneath the surface (soap and water consistency will help to make the "massage" smoother, and less painful) then use a rounded Chapstick lid to further disperse the blood in the area (or the backside of your fingernails if nothing rounded is available), apply ice again to the area again. let area rest and watch your marks disappear. It's Magic!!!
Try freezing a spoon and placing it on it. Ice would work too!
toothpaste and penny hurts like hell but removes no joke.
OMG, you guys will not believe what went down yesterday. Me and my friends were like so wasted, we are a group of 50+++ single and hungry women. We decided to have some fun after one too many glasses of wine, and ended up at this club for the homosexuals, and holy connoli did we have fun. Before i knew it I was eating face with this muscular bouncer. He was so fiesty, and it all ended with a massive love bite. Now the problem is I'm flirting with one of my students at the school I work at, and i know the hard to get thing might work for some people, but this kid is religious, He is a one woman one man kinda guy. I also thing he thinks we are getting serious, I really just wanna get in his pants. But either way my love bite needs to go. Help the needy crazy old woman. But i found this site and the toothpaste thing mixed with a nice massage from my vibrator did wonders. I also forced my friend to suck on top of the hickey the day after, and i think she sucked the bruise right of me. Kk, love ya guys, and good louck with all the sex, also use a condom, unless you wanna get pregnant. Good luck
OMG this works!! I just went and tried with the chapstick lid for around 5 mins and it's near gone! I originally applied Arnica lastnight..then toothpaste today..makeup wouldn't cover it..and it was a hot as day but had to leave my hair down to cover it
THANX!!
Hey! I went to my friends house and I guess things got out of hand because I had a huge hickey when I got hope. (ugh) I used the rubbing with an ice pack method and than the lip stick cap and it worked like a charm! Thank you so much! Now I can go to school without being embarrassed! :-)
lmfao right... -.-
you can use a warm tea bag and ice . that is the fasted way.