27 USEFUL PHRASES 1 - Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2 - The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3 - I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4 - Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5 - I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. 6 - I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 7 - What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 8 - I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 9 - I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 10 - Ahhh...I see the F___-up fairy has visited us again... 11 - I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 12 - It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 13 - Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 14 - No, my powers can only be used for good. 15 - How about never? Is never good for you? 16 - I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 17 - You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. 18 - I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 19 - I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... 20 - I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 21 - Who me? I just wander from room to room. 22 - My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! 23 - It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. 24 - At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. 25 - You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 26 - I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 27 - Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
:LOL: i so love this. i have a skater bud that when i think he's right or reasonable i question myself.