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i thought Watergate was the canal doors at the Panama Canal.
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Dirt and poop are not the same thing. Nor do they taste alike.
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Sanitary Napkins?........"mom......what?......nevermind......."

:umno:
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My father had a friend named Tom MacInernie I once asked who 'they' were. Thinking he was always saying Tom, Mac, and Ernie...
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And I went to the same school as you? :umno:
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That your parents actually did it :o :umno:
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i thought mickey mouse was real... go figure.
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That your parents actually did it :o :umno:
with each other...
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That your parents actually did it :o :umno:

Walked in on 'em once, around age 10. I was like, 'what th - EW'

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:LOL:
that was my parents reaction as well
i was so cute when I was a kid...
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as a lad i thought that the I saw mommy kissing santa claus song about infidelity
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I thought I would never turn into my mother.

Not that that's a bad thing, I just never thought I would.
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I guess it doesn't make you go blind... although I need reading glasses....
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When I was a kid, I liked to make toast, butter it, and stick it back in the toaster so it would melt all of the way. My mother told me that if I did that, the butter would melt back into the electrical wirings and start a fire.

I had nightmares for weeks that our house would burn down because I had done that every morning for a year before she caught me.
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