Childhood misconceptions...Not COLLEGE misconceptions, Rando.
I thought I would be old and decrepit by the time I hit 50. Actually I hit it at 40...
I didn't get pregnant "the first time".
Me neither... :shrug:
....the cat didn't have funny looking kittens did it?
Certain internet videos led me to believe that all women could perform certain activities with the greatest of ease.
This is apparently not the case. (...seriously. what?)
This is apparently not the case. (...seriously. what?)
So I walk into the motorhome a few years back and my 7 year old daughter and her little friend are staring at all the smoke coming from the toaster. Laughling to beat the band. Seems the bagel she inserted in it had gotten stuck and was now burning.
Of course we all know if you overheat a Pop Tart it will erupt in flames as was done on Dave Letteman...
Not to mention the Rollerblading Barbie that gave off sparks that would set fire to cotton panties that had been sprayed with hair spray. Why someone would put hair spray onto cotton panties has never been explained...
Of course we all know if you overheat a Pop Tart it will erupt in flames as was done on Dave Letteman...
Not to mention the Rollerblading Barbie that gave off sparks that would set fire to cotton panties that had been sprayed with hair spray. Why someone would put hair spray onto cotton panties has never been explained...
The problem blue, is that you were watching too much Wiggles online.
My childhood misconception was that I thought Chuck Norris slept.
My childhood misconception was that I thought Chuck Norris slept.
So I walk into the motorhome a few years back and my 7 year old daughter and her little friend are staring at all the smoke coming from the toaster. Laughling to beat the band. Seems the bagel she inserted in it had gotten stuck and was now burning.
Of course we all know if you overheat a Pop Tart it will erupt in flames as was done on Dave Letteman...
Not to mention the Rollerblading Barbie that gave off sparks that would set fire to cotton panties that had been sprayed with hair spray. Why someone would put hair spray onto cotton panties has never been explained...
I am cracking up over the skating Barbie, let alone the panties. What did they do, stick them on her head when she was skating? That just gave me a hysterical visual of this Barbie on skates, careening around a toyroom, attached to Aquanet soaked panties!!!!
Of course we all know if you overheat a Pop Tart it will erupt in flames as was done on Dave Letteman...
Not to mention the Rollerblading Barbie that gave off sparks that would set fire to cotton panties that had been sprayed with hair spray. Why someone would put hair spray onto cotton panties has never been explained...
I am cracking up over the skating Barbie, let alone the panties. What did they do, stick them on her head when she was skating? That just gave me a hysterical visual of this Barbie on skates, careening around a toyroom, attached to Aquanet soaked panties!!!!
My sister always did that same thing, and the toaster actually did catch on fire and burn up. Realz. 8O
Linda Lovelace has skills.......unique skills......
:LOL: :LOL: why can i relate? :|
when i was little, i thought drinking maple syrup in large quantities would make me turn into Popeye.
when i was little, i thought drinking maple syrup in large quantities would make me turn into Popeye.
Figured it out last month at WDW, didntcha? :P
Nuns and teachers did not use the bathroom or actually have a home of their own. They lived at school.
i believed that jumping off a very high wall, with an open umbrella, would let you float safely to earth.