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Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
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BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK !!!
Real men don't drive trucks that have leather anything..... i'm just sayin'...
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point well taken - mine currently smells faintly of wet beagle
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I had a boss that wore a black leather skirt sometimes. One of my male co workers said she looked like the rear seat on a 59 Caddy
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i thought it was gonna be

cuz she smells like a cow. oh well.
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WTR, do you even like women? All I've seen so far is disparagement.
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Make sure there's plenty of Armor All around to keep that stuff conditioned right.
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OMG! You are making me want to actually go clean my SUV!!!!!!! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the smell of Armor All! :D
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So...this turns you on then??? 8O
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think it will cover the smell of wet beagle from inside my truck?
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Nothing hides that smell. It has to wear off.
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Diva...I think you've just found your cheap answer to Father's Day gift. Go to Auto Zone and pick up the largest bottle of Armor All there is. Give it to your DH and include this love note.

Dear Mr. Dives,
Happy Father's Day!
Put this one so I can be reminded of our clean, wonderful car.
You know it turns me on and I found the largest bottle there was.
Love Always (you sexy Leather Smelling Man you),
Dives

Cologne, who needs to give out cologne when you've got leather cleaner???
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