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You are thinking about joining the History Channel Club.

Not older just wiser ;)
You smell like mothballs.

isn't hard to get their little legs apart?
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I don't know but I'll let you know when I get old.
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"Ya know. Bob used to be the cool guy on the block. Ninja swords, tri bike, out there sweatin' up a storm. Then he got the History Channel. Now he's holed up on his sofa. Suckin' down generic beer. Eatin' Dorito's without any dip. It's just sad." "Naw, not sad. He just got old" :P ...still love ya Bob.
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When people in your classes were born after New Edition was cool. found this out last night! 8O

oh wait, thats why college kids these days are too young! I'm not old! :P
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I didn't know New Edition was ever cool. 8O
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I didn't know New Edition was ever cool. 8O
me---> :duh: <--- brewer
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when you buy your first lawn ornament. God help me.

i bought a turtle for the garden in Pier One recently. people who buy lawn c**p should be on the opposite end of the "point and laugh".

i'm slipping fast folks. throw me a Highway to Hell lifeline.
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You think it's fun to stay in and have a quiet, relaxing evening at home, rather than going out and partying every night.
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Great...by that definition I am ancient!
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Hey, who are you calling old? I'm one of those young'uns who do just that. I'm definitely not an avid party-goer.
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What's the outside of your house going to look like at Christmastime? 8O
You're not that old!!!!
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