Shamelessly ripped from Slashdot but it's a good topic.
So, what ya' got folks?
Sell Yahoo Short at $450...
Study a little harder in high school, so you can maybe win some scholarship money and you won't have to pay so darn many student loans!
To stop worrying about what other people may think about you, realize that they are probably thinking about themselves and are busy worrying about what you are thinking about them. So stop trying to be what you think everyone else wants you to be, and think about what's important to you and be okay with being however you want to be. And don't be so damn selfish.
Get Eagle Scout and join the army at 18
"Get Eagle Scout and join the army at 18" I did that and I don't regret it. I didn't quite make Eagle Scout but that's OK because in basic training you are one step above Eagle Scout anyway or was it lower than whale shxt, I forget? I also got the proverbial colonel's daughter for a year and a half.
don't worry so much
Dear self,
Quit being a m***n.
your friend and admirer,
future self
Stay awake in Algebra and Geometry class.