Obviously the Brits could show them a thing or two...
Romping Brits cause 350m damage a year
British couple cause 350million ($625.5 Mil USD) damage each year - by having energetic sex, a new poll reveals.
A third of couples broke something during sex and 10% made insurance claims, reports the Sun.
Damaged items include lamps, vases and beds - and even pulled down curtains.
And many hurt themselves too. Some 41% have suffered carpet burns, a third pulled their backs and 12% twisted ankles or wrists.
Couples in the South East were the most accident prone, while Yorkshire lovers put in the most claims for damage.
Adult store chain Ann Summers commissioned the poll of 2,000 people.
Boss Jacqueline Gold said: "It's fantastic that people are adventurous - but they need to be careful."
Top ten injuries suffered: 1 Carpet burns; 2 Pulled back; 3 Twisted wrist; 4 Twisted ankle; 5 Bruised bottom; 6 Bruised leg; 7 Grazed elbows; 8 Scratched back; 9 Bumped head; 10 Broken bones.
I'll keep that in mind once I'm married...
c'mon, who hasn't done some damage while making love?
*surely I'm not the only one*
What kinds of damage have you done?
I used to tear my frenulum almost every time when I was first married. Eventually it was no longer there. I accepted that as part of first sex for a male like destroying the hymen was for a girl.
I used to tear my frenulum almost every time when I was first married. Eventually it was no longer there. I accepted that as part of first sex for a male like destroying the hymen was for a girl.
I fell off a bed once and hit the side table bruising my ribs.
I have gotten severe rugburn on my tailbone, knees and elbows.
:umno:
I have gotten severe rugburn on my tailbone, knees and elbows.
:umno:
does one have to make love to someone else? or would a solo act qualify?
(just trying to get a handle for it)
(just trying to get a handle for it)
does one have to make love to someone else? or would a solo act qualify?
(just trying to get a handle for it)
breaking furniture while in the act is much more fun if you can share it with someone!
(just trying to get a handle for it)
breaking furniture while in the act is much more fun if you can share it with someone!