Thought you might enjoy this...
>>FEMALE PRAYER
>>
>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>>One who's handsome, smart and strong.
>>One who loves to listen long,
>>One who thinks before he speaks,
>>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>I pray he's gainfully employed,
>>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>>Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>>And always be my very best friend.
>>Amen.
>>
>>MALE PRAYER
>>
>>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
>>who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't
>>rhyme and I don't give a sh*t. Amen
>>FEMALE PRAYER
>>
>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>>One who's handsome, smart and strong.
>>One who loves to listen long,
>>One who thinks before he speaks,
>>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>I pray he's gainfully employed,
>>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>>Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>>And always be my very best friend.
>>Amen.
>>
>>MALE PRAYER
>>
>>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
>>who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't
>>rhyme and I don't give a sh*t. Amen
Wait a minute! The female portion of the prayer may be a joke, but...
Let me paraphrase: Women want one man to satisfy their every need. Men want every woman to satisfy his one need.
kthxbye
kthxbye
Alternate version:
Men, they have many faults.
Women, only two.
Every thing they say,
and every thing they do.
(I saw this on a piece of paper in the bottom of a walleye boat)
Men, they have many faults.
Women, only two.
Every thing they say,
and every thing they do.
(I saw this on a piece of paper in the bottom of a walleye boat)
You got it wrong, it's:
Women, they have many faults.
Men, only two.
Every thing they say,
and every thing they do.
And it's a bumper sticker on Rolling Rocks Hummer. :teehee:
Women, they have many faults.
Men, only two.
Every thing they say,
and every thing they do.
And it's a bumper sticker on Rolling Rocks Hummer. :teehee:
Oh that's what that little one was. The one next to the I :pinklove: Talbot's sticker.