"On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, _________________."
...the truth, that there is actually only one day of Christmas. :(
Nice going, Stick.
13 alka seltzers fizzing
13 dollars please
my true love gave me......nothing--my husband was home from work.
Reminds me of a wonderful old blues song called "You Can Have My Husband but Please Don't Go for My Man" by Irma Thomas