If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers...
Still, one of my all-time favorites remains:
Homer: (feeling smug on April Fool's Day) You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!
Homer: (feeling smug on April Fool's Day) You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!