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a free 'feature' to be installed on your smartphone. Anything is possible. What do you choose?

Me? I'd choose a hair dryer feature... 8O
Teleportation - It would end my commuting woes forevah!
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unlimited battery life-never needs charging, that would be the best
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Okay, I'll play again!

ummmm...I'd want my phone to be able to capture people's conversations from 100 yards away. that'd be hella-sweet!
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That can be done with some plutonium but I wouldn't place that phone near my head...
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the feature that whomever I am calling is available to answer (must answer!!!) and then do whatever I request of them (must do it!!!)

other than that, I like my phone.
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yeah then the UN inspectors will have a field day. Plus I would be easy to spot undercover because of that nice glow.
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Yeah!! plus it would be great if it can convert the language. So like I won't be self-conscious when the Spanish speaking bunch that are having a conversation and look over in my direction. I'll know they aren't talking about me......they are just making sure that I don't understand their discussion.
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I want to push a button and take over small defenseless countries.



I can already do that from my Palm Pilot but it's kind of slow.
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sue I like this one that way when someone talks to me I can instantly know what they are saying. Good one
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You can hold a pilot in your hand??? You must have huge paws.
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"Sandy, what's that behind your back?"
"It's India & a number of other countries"
"Give them back..."
"Oh, allright."
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I'm not going to say anything.
No, really! I won't even respond...
...argh!...
Okay, I'll have to hum. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
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tee hee hee...you cats are fubby muthafubbas!!

Did you know that every phone can dial 911? It doesn't even have to be activated. It was all part of the E-911 ruling.

So for those of you who only want one for emergency purposes, can do just that without having to pay a monthly charge....
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So if I get a flat, I can just dial 911 and they'll come fix it for me?
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