I was in hospital for 3 weeks. For two of those weeks I was assigned to a ward where I was allowed to wear a gown. As I never wear underwear i just put on my gown and thought nothing of it. Also, because I hate being covered up in bed I like to just lie on top of the bed. When I was sitting there one day, I noticed this nurse coming into the ward I was in and every time she walked past was looking at my gown. And it wasn't just her that was doing, almost every female that saw me (including doctors,) were looking at my gown to see if they could see up it (which of course they could.) I never really took much notice until about day 3 when it was still happening. Now, I know I was supposed to be embarrassed, but, to be honest it was really turning me on. So, I made sure that when someone walked past my bed where I was sat, my legs were open enough that when the nurse went by and wanted to look, she could see up penis up my gown. I never made it obvious, just made it look like a accident, but it was the best 3 weeks of my life! Was this wrong considering there was nothing inappropriate happening. I NEVER made any inappropriate advances on the nurses, even when they showered me, it was just the "accidental" flashing of my penis when ever they wanted to look. Even some of the female doctors enjoyed looking. So, I agree I am a pervert (I have been all my life,) but was this wrong, really? Nobody complained.
I wish I had a dildo so I can fu#k something whenever I need to