LOL! You all are cracking me up! Its good to be back! I've just been busy with this current pregnancy and busy at work. Everytime I logged on, like I told Njoyn, it was like all anybody wanted to know was whether or not they were pregnant or if they could get their penis to grow??!? It was driving me crazy...its like, c'mon, just take the darn pregnancy test already and no, your penis is not going to get any bigger, learn to live with it...stop buggin us about it!
Anyway, I am pregnant, almost 7 mos at that!!! Feelin like Shamu, and its getting hotter and hotter here and I'm getting grumpier and grumpier. Probably one of the reasons I let Mr./Ms. Guest have it on that forum yesterday ;-)
And yes, we moms do tend to use the "nicer" words when it comes to our little ones, but I think its only because we like to shelter them and not really give them all the details if we don't have to. Of course, eventually, we will need to, and they will need us to, but for now, I'm ok with calling them our "private" parts and "private thing" :-)
Anyway, I am pregnant, almost 7 mos at that!!! Feelin like Shamu, and its getting hotter and hotter here and I'm getting grumpier and grumpier. Probably one of the reasons I let Mr./Ms. Guest have it on that forum yesterday ;-)
And yes, we moms do tend to use the "nicer" words when it comes to our little ones, but I think its only because we like to shelter them and not really give them all the details if we don't have to. Of course, eventually, we will need to, and they will need us to, but for now, I'm ok with calling them our "private" parts and "private thing" :-)
Oh, and my daughter knows exactly where the baby is coming from....she does NOT know exactly how the baby got in my belly, but she knows its coming out of my belly at the hospital. I am having a c-section, so she knows they will cut my tummy open to get her little sister out. She has actually seen the scar that I have from her. Some things like that are not worth lying about because then you have to back-track later and tell them why you thought it necessary to lie. Plus, she obviously sees my belly getting huge, how on earth could the baby possibly be at the hospital when she sees it moving in my belly XD
And we've been lucky enough for her not to ask "HOW" the baby got there....eeeek...not ready for that one yet! %-)
And we've been lucky enough for her not to ask "HOW" the baby got there....eeeek...not ready for that one yet! %-)
They didn't ban me, but they did edit my last statement, which I thought was funny and thank you for defending me...that person was out of line completely!
Well my grandma used to tell my boy cousins that, that was there "PP". And they still call it that sometimes today at 13 and 16 years old bc that was what they were grown up calling it. And I agree on telling your kids where they come from and stuff like that. I wouldnt tell them they came from wal-mart lol. no offense njoy. And if they asked about my stretch marks or my scars I'll tell them they are battle scars. My mother in law did that with her kids. And you are welcome BabyBlues I mean it's my right to bc I have a kid and he does the same thing!!!!
Hey njoy to add to your question in the us some of the common names for the penis are penis, schlong, willy, weiner, wee-wee, pee-pee, john, if you want a hillarious song to listen to so you can easily memorize all the slang names for the special part of the male anatomy check this you tube link out lol 8-| 8-| 8-| 8) actually ill post it when im at my own computor but it should be up later tonight
Don't forget Johnson.
I wonder how it became a Johnson?
On a steam locomotive the johnson bar varies the proportion of the steam applied to the two cylinders, in effect making it the reverse lever. I bet that predates the term being used for your willy by a few years.
I wonder how it became a Johnson?
On a steam locomotive the johnson bar varies the proportion of the steam applied to the two cylinders, in effect making it the reverse lever. I bet that predates the term being used for your willy by a few years.
The only UK name I can add to that list is 'todger'. No idea where that came from.
We don't use weiner, wee-wee or pee-pee though I don't think, or at least I've never heard them used.
We don't use weiner, wee-wee or pee-pee though I don't think, or at least I've never heard them used.
Ohhh and another one is dingaling. Or cucumber lol that is funny. I googled todger and it said straight up British word for penis lol!!!!!!!!!!! That is funny
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Cucumber!!! o.O Whose showing off there!
Yeh I use 'rolling pin' as well 8-| ;-)
Yeh I use 'rolling pin' as well 8-| ;-)
Well that is what the Urban dictionary said LOL XD
I never heard it called a dingaling until Chuck Berry did the song in 72.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI&feature=PlayList&p=BE3C12769C8D3B60&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1
Anyone remember Maybelline in 1955?
I was working at a TV shop where we sold records at that time. That was the hottest record we had seen. We couldn't get enough of them. We had a list of people waiting for the next shipment. As soon as it came in we were told to pull them from the shelves due to a lawsuit by General Motors. I guess they were upset because the Ford beat the Caddy. By the time we were allowed to start selling them again the hit status was over and it took us forever to get rid of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI&feature=PlayList&p=BE3C12769C8D3B60&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1
Anyone remember Maybelline in 1955?
I was working at a TV shop where we sold records at that time. That was the hottest record we had seen. We couldn't get enough of them. We had a list of people waiting for the next shipment. As soon as it came in we were told to pull them from the shelves due to a lawsuit by General Motors. I guess they were upset because the Ford beat the Caddy. By the time we were allowed to start selling them again the hit status was over and it took us forever to get rid of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=art8iIJ199A
This song right here is the perfect song for all different kinds of names for private areas lol. Now we are back to the comedy part of this post!!!!!!!!!!!!
This song right here is the perfect song for all different kinds of names for private areas lol. Now we are back to the comedy part of this post!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear this song is the funniest EVER lol you have to watch it you have too you have too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehehehehehe XD
Thingy thing? 8-|
Bearded clam :-(
Bearded clam :-(
Hey it's still funny lol.