There are numerous laws in the USA, some of them even made over hundred years ago that in a very strange way regulate sexual intercourses. Although most of them are not applicable anymore, they are still lawful.
In Minnesota for example, a man cannot make love to his wife if his breath smells on onion, garlic or sardines. If this happens, a woman is allowed to call the police and by law, the man is obliged to brush his teeth.
In Iowa, a man is not allowed to have more than three sips of beer after having sex with his wife and while lying in bed with her or holding her in his arms.
In Montana, couples are not allowed to have sex in their backyards after the sunrise if they are naked. If they have any cloths on, they are free to do whatever they like.
In South Dakota, every hotel room needs to have two separate beds and there must be at least half a meter free space between the beds. Sex on the floor will be punished.
In Nebraska, every guest needs to get a clean and ironed sleeping gown. No one can sleep without their cloths on and the receptionist has the right to check the guests in the middle of the night.
In Wyoming, there is a special order that specifically forbids love-making in the big meat-refrigerators that every restaurant has.
In Virginia, women are not allowed to leave the house without their bras on and there used to be an inspector who was supposed to make sure the law was abided.
However, in Missouri a woman is not allowed to have a bra on the street because their law suggests that no man should be denied the pleasure of looking at the unrestrained woman’s body.
These are just some of the laws we may found funny today but they probably were very serious years and years ago.
In Minnesota for example, a man cannot make love to his wife if his breath smells on onion, garlic or sardines. If this happens, a woman is allowed to call the police and by law, the man is obliged to brush his teeth.
In Iowa, a man is not allowed to have more than three sips of beer after having sex with his wife and while lying in bed with her or holding her in his arms.
In Montana, couples are not allowed to have sex in their backyards after the sunrise if they are naked. If they have any cloths on, they are free to do whatever they like.
In South Dakota, every hotel room needs to have two separate beds and there must be at least half a meter free space between the beds. Sex on the floor will be punished.
In Nebraska, every guest needs to get a clean and ironed sleeping gown. No one can sleep without their cloths on and the receptionist has the right to check the guests in the middle of the night.
In Wyoming, there is a special order that specifically forbids love-making in the big meat-refrigerators that every restaurant has.
In Virginia, women are not allowed to leave the house without their bras on and there used to be an inspector who was supposed to make sure the law was abided.
However, in Missouri a woman is not allowed to have a bra on the street because their law suggests that no man should be denied the pleasure of looking at the unrestrained woman’s body.
These are just some of the laws we may found funny today but they probably were very serious years and years ago.
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