what did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool
what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
a drummer
what's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
the pizza can feed a family of four
why was the piano invented?
so the musician would have a place to set his beer
what do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
homeless
A Jazz musician was told by his doctor, "I am very sorry to tell you that you have cancer and you have only one more year to live."
The Jazz musician replied, "And what am I going to live on for an entire year?"
What do you call ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Drool
what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
a drummer
what's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
the pizza can feed a family of four
why was the piano invented?
so the musician would have a place to set his beer
what do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
homeless
A Jazz musician was told by his doctor, "I am very sorry to tell you that you have cancer and you have only one more year to live."
The Jazz musician replied, "And what am I going to live on for an entire year?"
What do you call ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
How do you know a drummer is at your door?
The knock slows down.
How do you know a trombonist is at your door?
The Pizza Hut sign on his car. (I can say this since I am not a true trombonist)
The knock slows down.
How do you know a trombonist is at your door?
The Pizza Hut sign on his car. (I can say this since I am not a true trombonist)
These two tuba players walk past a bar...
Well, it could happen!
What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
"Will the defendant please rise?"
Did you hear that Willie Nelson died?????
Apparently he was playing on the road again...
(think about it.)